what is marketing??!!!

What is marketing~~

1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - 'That's Public Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - 'That's Brand Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback'

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets'

i've got in the newspaper..yessssss!!!

Utusan Malaysia Online - Dalam Negeri
*click on above link to read the story clearly..

getting older...

pakguard:kad matrix

aq:[tulis nama dalam buku]

pakguard:nh amik balik kad matrix awak..ooo..birthday 30..da dekat da..

aq:[wat2 mesra]hmm tu la..xtau la sapa nk celeb ng saya nnt or wish kat saya

pakguard:owh..xper..saya jd org first dulu wish birthday kat awak..

aq:ngeeee~~[dalam hati - terima kasih la yer kerana prihatin n kasi aq lepas masuk kolej walaupun da kul 2..ngaaa~]

ehem3~ xsangka dah nk dekat birthday aq..lip lap lip lap dah masuh 22..rasa baru jer aq celeb birthday aq [secara x terancang] dgn tgk wayang citer Iron Man 2 ng geng sYooKies..huhu..thanx to them for cheer me up.ngee~

*ok fineeee..baru aq taw english aq x la sehebat mana..selepas assignment aq di edit oleh abang aq..fuuhhh..last2 kene print balik satu buku..ngaaaa~ tp sket2 jer la yg kene betul..1-2 ayat pelek..tp disebabkan 1-2 ayat tu la aq kene print balik whole page kan..anyway..life must go on~ ^___^"

I thought she was dead..

ingt citer sedey..
upernyer klako..
terlupa seketika aq berada di library..
xpasal dah terbising..
ngeeeee~~~

remind each other..

i don't know what to say..
just pray, before prayers are said for you..

tiru..

petronas tiru dia ker dia tiru petronas..ngeeee...tp petronas nyer lg touching sket drpd nih..

see you later aligator..

don't do this..people will say you are insane..

kawan baik...

lately aq rasa dingin ng kwn aq [bukan sejuk]..on the day aq dingin ng dia aq mmg xle nk pndang muka dia pon..aq takut aq marah dia..sbb kalo dipikir balik mmg xlogik alasan nk aq bagi..tp still..sakit hati tu ada walaupun dipikirkan masa ini..kalo ikutkan aq xpatut nk marah dia..aq x marah bila xjumpa dia..rindu lg adalah..tapi bila jumpa dia aq terus sakit hati..aq xle nk marah dia tapi aq xnk menangis depan dia..alkisahnyer...

1. aq nk bagi souvenir kt dia masa aq baru balik sabah..nama jer satu fakulti tapi nk jumpa mcm aq nih fakulti kat utara dia fakulti kat selatan..abang aq yang fakulti lain pon boleh jer selalu aq jumpa..aq kol dia xdpt..dia kol aq xdenga..haish..susah nyer..

2. one night dia kata nk dtg kolej aq amik souvenir tp dia kata ada interview smf..k fine lepas interview nk dtg kt kolej..ttba hujan..aq tanya dia cam ner dia nk dtg kolej sbb hujan..dia kata dia stuck kat fak..plan nyer nk tunggu ujan berenti..aq da risau kat dia..then dia kata bapak dia amik..aq da xder la risau n bajet nnt bapak dia amik leh la singgah jap kat kolej amik souvenir dia..dalam pada message dgn dia[yang aq hangin tuh]ttba dia kata dah sampai kat umah..mmg berasap aq kan..

3. sblm nih aq sgt gembira bila taw dia satu fak ng aq..maknanyer dia makin rapat ng aq..tp dia bz..aq pon bz..paham..budak art..bz ng studiowork..dia pon ada life sendiri ng classmate dia..xkan la asik nk berkepit ng aq kan..tapi aq berusaha mencari apa2 xtvt yang boleh kami bersama..tp dia kata xminat nk aktif..aq ajak dia jd kempen manager masa aq terfikir[baru terfikir jew..] nk bertanding mpp haritu pon dia kata malas nk g program tiap2 malam..ok fine aq fhm dia bukan seaktif aq..tup tup ttba dia kata dia pergi interview smf..WHAT THE..??!!! cis dia xpernah cakap ng aq paper pasal smf..k fiinnneeeeeee...tu la perkara paling menyakitkan hati aq..

SEE!!xlogik kan alasan aq nk marah dia..tapi itu yg membuatkan aq sedih..selama ni aq cuba cari sesuatu yg boleh kami bersama..

on the day tu..aq kene bg baju kat dia..masa dia call tu aq rasa sumthing mcm annoying..(dgn aq stress nk settle surat, nk kejar dekan[last2 xsempat pon jumpa dekan], bila jumpa aq xle nk kata paper..)dia senyum aq xdpt senyum..pandang pon aq x sanggup..dia panggil aq tapi aq xdapat berpaling sebab aq da nak mula menangis..ptg aq jumpa lagi..tapi aq mengelak..mmg agak kurang ajar disitu bila aq saja wat2 xdenga walaupun dia betul2 sebelah aq..tapi nk wat cam mana..hari tu mmg hari aq sakit hati ng dia ng diri aq sendiri..aq xleh marah sbb kalo aq bagi alasan dia x ajak masuk smf, mmg xboleh..tp mmg aq 'tacing' giler ar kan..dia ada msg aq minta maaf kalo dia ada wat silap..aq xtaw nk maaf kan apa..

dan aq xtaw nk citer mcm mana kt dia..xkan la ttba aq msg/call dia kata"weyh aq sakit ati ng ko nih sbb bla bla bla.." mmg bazir kredit..nk jumpa xsanggup aq..kang xciter..nanges jer lebeyh..[hope dia baca entri nih secara x langsung]..

[ttba teringat satu ayat..dia mmg best fren aq..tapi aq belum tentu adalah best fren dia..dan iyanya adalah kenyataan yang sangat pahit..seems like i'm not valuable to anyone..am I still her best friend or she has new best fren better than me??]

thanks for being my best friend my dear

sunnah to science

kenapa kter perlu ber'dehem' 3x selepas buang air kecil?kerana mengikut sunnah Rasulullah..tp kalau ikut secara scientifik nyer, dengan ber'dehem' 3x selepas buang air kecil sebenarnya akan mengeluarkan sisa atau lebihan urine yg berada dalam urine track kita..yang mana boleh menyebabkan batu karang di dalam buah pinggang..best kannn...so kalau ber'dehem' lepas nih jangan pulak satu tandas tuh bergegar..cukup sekadar bahagian pinggang kter tergerak..huhu..kalau kita pergi medical check-up pun doctor akan check buah pinggang dengan menekan sedikit di bahagian pinggang dan menyuruh kita ber'dehem' sedikit..